May the 4th Be With You: The Ultimate Collection of Star Wars Dad Joke

Retro geometric Star Wars May the 4th Be With You poster with Darth Vader and Jedi lightsaber duel, TIE fighters in minimalist Bauhaus style

Every year on May 4th, fans across our part of the galaxy unite to celebrate Star Wars Day with the classic greeting: “May the 4th be with you.” It’s the perfect punny twist on “May the Force be with you,” and what better way to honor the occasion than with the cheesiest, most groan-worthy dad jokes the Jedi Order has ever heard?

Dad jokes and Star Wars go together like Han Solo and a bad feeling about this. They’re pun-heavy, completely ridiculous, and guaranteed to make your kids roll their eyes while secretly loving them. Whether you’re a lifelong fan or just in it for the memes, these top-tier dad jokes will have you laughing (or cringing) all the way to the Dagobah system.

Here are the absolute best Star Wars dad jokes to share this May the 4th:

What is a Mandalorian’s favorite pasta? Fett-uccine.
What did Yoda ride as a kid? A do-cycle, because there is no tri-cycle.
Where do you go to learn about Star Wars? Wookie-pedia.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
What program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee.
Why couldn’t Luke Skywalker find love? He was looking in Alderaan places.
What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has a green thumb.
What do you call a pirate droid? Arr-2 D2.
What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal? Miso soup.
What sound do Yoda’s sheep make? “Day go baahhh.”
What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.
Luke, I want you to have my car. May the Porsche be with you.

These jokes are pure dad energy - simple, silly, and stronger than a Wookiee’s grip. They work because Star Wars is packed with names and phrases just begging to be turned into puns: Wookiee this, Kenobi that, dark side everything. It’s the kind of humor that would make even Obi-Wan roll his eyes… right before he delivered one himself.

So whether you’re firing up A New Hope for the 47th time, building a new LEGO Millennium Falcon, or just scrolling memes in your best stormtrooper costume, drop one (or all) of these jokes on your friends and family today. They’ll groan, they’ll laugh, and they’ll definitely remember who delivered the ultimate May the 4th dad-joke assault.

May the laughs be with you… always. And if you have an even cheesier one, share it in the comments - the Force (and the dad-joke community) demands it! 🚀

Happy Star Wars Day! 🎉